Showing posts with label Miscellaneous. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Miscellaneous. Show all posts

Monday, March 19, 2012

BRACO THE GAZER



Are you feeling pain? Are you feeling lost? Are you feeling alone? Sad? Angry? Braco wants to help you.

All text from Braco America:

"Some call Braco a healer. Some call Braco a Conduit of Divine Energy. Some call Braco a Gazer, a Lightworker, a Miracle Master, or even a Vibrational Healing Artist who is somehow able to silently and instantly heal or peacefully massage the consciousness of tens of thousands around the world for years into feeling better or embracing more joy.
We just call Braco a beautiful man... With an extraordinary gift to share.



For more than sixteen years, people from all over Europe have been streaming to Zagreb, Croatia to experience an extraordinary phenomena via a simple act of gazing with a man by the name of Braco (pronounced Braht-zoh, meaning “Little Brother” in Croatian). While Braco doesn’t call himself a healer, hundreds of thousands around the world do.
The reported transformations and healings are often medically and even intellectually unexplainable, yet undeniably miraculous. Reams of documentation recount stories of countless souls remarkably and often spontaneously changed by standing before Braco’s silent gaze -- and not just physical healings, but emotional, spiritual, mental, and interpersonal healings, too.



The energy emanating through Braco’s gaze is so strong that many more experience remarkable transformation simply by being in a photograph that another one holds before Braco’s gaze in what we here in America call a Gazing Session. Just this year, despite dire diagnosis and the utter hopelessness of many people, we’ve documented story after story of radical often healing shifts somehow occurring via friends or family members who’ve simply held before Braco a picture or x-ray of a loved one in need. Some of these changes occurred instantly, while others took a little more time -- within a month or so of the gaze. Further, we have also heard of many cases whereby even keeping the image of those needing special attention in one’s mind, much like a prayer, when pictures have been unavailable, has produced equally phenomenal results.



Further, on the Big Island of Hawai’i in the late fall and early winter ’09, Braco, utilizing the Internet technology of Skype, gazed from Zagreb, Croatia with scads of smaller test groups in Kealakekua and more recently in Kamuela, and those participating have found the results no less profound. We are among the first to be awestruck witnessing this energy which Braco shares; energy seemingly not limited nor hindered in any way by physical distance or technology and now we can experience Braco’s gaze via Braco Live Streaming, taking his silent holistic gift to many around the world at once. Within these pages and in other Braco related sites, we invite you to read and discover cases of chronic pain and cancers vanishing, clarity and purpose being restored, and remarkable transformations bursting forth achieved not just by gazing with Braco in person, and Braco’s Skype or Braco’s live streaming sessions, but also by simply hearing a recording of Braco’s voice. We are honored to have been asked to be part of the growing potential of Braco’s work and look forward to announcing new avenues which Braco and his international teams are heartfully exploring to exponentially connect the energy to those who seek his assistance around the globe.



Braco hasn’t spoken in public for years, nor ever given an interview to the media. He doesn’t preach, nor has he a dogma or “how to gaze” rule book. He’s never accepted a single donation for this gift he believes only comes through him, not from him. Braco doesn’t wish to be worshipped as anyone’s master or guru, instead letting the silence within the sweet gaze offer whatever wisdom or shift needed to emerge for each and every being. Beyond this astonishing gift, often bringing spiritual, emotional, and corporeal transformations, Braco has a normal life in every other way -- He has a beautiful wife, a vibrant young son, and a dearly cherished circle of close friends and family. His only desire is to serve and will see those who need his assistance as long as they continue to come seeking his gift.



We here at Braco America are just a part of the larger global family of Braco working together to share the myriad of possibilities in transformation and healing through the energy Braco conveys. Together we whole-heartedly invite you to slip off your shoes, come inside this site, and see for yourself the phenomenon of Braco as he gazes America.
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BRACO SOUNDS LIKE A FUCKING CREEP.

Monday, October 31, 2011

A HALLOWEEN TREAT



I'm not a "holiday" guy. Christmas and Thanksgiving are a fucking pain in the ass, as are most other faith-based "holiday celebrations" that the Hallmark Company has imposed upon us in the last century or so. I don't think my views are unique (or even rare), a lot of people get super bummed an/or pissed on holidays, as evidenced by spiking suicide rates around those times. I don't want to get up on a soapbox or anything here, but every day can be a "holiday" if you pull your head out of your ass and learn to enjoy life, rather than letting society dictate which "special days" should be enjoyed with family and friends, or which days the Christian faith designate as important enough to take off work. Fuck Christmas. Fuck Easter. Fuck Thanksgiving. Fuck fucking Columbus Day. I've said it before, and I'll most likely say it again.



That being said, I am a legitimate fan of HALLOWEEN, due to both its pagan origins and also the high weirdness it often inspires. I mean, any holiday the Fundamentalists decry as "Satanic" can't be that bad, right? LOOK AT THE ALTERNATIVES. But I'm preaching to the choir.

I don't actually have much to say today, but I did bring an awesome gift for all you basement-dwelling Halloween poo-poo-ers. I'm not even going to give you any hint as to what it is. Just go download THESE first so you'll have the proper soundtrack for a macabre Hallow's Eve wasted in front of a computer screen.

Beware, boys and ghouls. This rabbit hole goes DEEP:

HAPPY FUCKING HALLOWEEN, YOU FUCKING FREAKS.

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

That's Odd.


Google search: "illogical contraption", Friday, August 27, 2010



Google search: "illogical contraption", May 24, 2011


I like to think that IllCon has slightly wider appeal than little startups like "Google News" or "YouTube", but hey, whatever, right?

Weird.

Thursday, April 21, 2011

Embraced by the Unholy Powers of Death and Destruction


ATTENTION MAGGOTS:

Brother Jaime was kind enough to let me contribute a post as part of Inqusition Week over at our sister blog The Living Doorway. You bunch of nancy falsers should head over and check that shit out.

Monday, March 28, 2011

IC DISAPPROVES

You guys are really blowing it.

I'm not gonna reveal how many entries I've received so far for the THIRD ANNUAL ILLCON COLORING CONTEST, but I'll say one thing: it ain't very many. The ones I have received thus far are great, sure. REALLY great. But I can count them on (less than) one hand. Come on, fuckers. Let's flex that big, sexy Creativity Muscle, eh? Do you really need to watch that Jersey Shore rerun for a fourth time? We all know what happens: Sammy and Ronnie break up. Sammy and Ronnie get back together. Snookie acts like a whore. Episode over.
Turn off your TV. Bust out the crayons. MAKE SOME ART. You know what? I'm such a Bro, I ain't even gonna put it all on YOU. I'm willing to entertain the idea that it's MY fault you guys are being douchey, that maybe MY coloring designs weren't up to snuff this year. So I actually went out and created a half dozen MORE designs, and the process of doing which took no less than a full 24-hour day (maybe).

Here they are.














Shit's due on APRIL FOOL'S DAY. Allow me to repeat: THE WINNER WILL RECEIVE AN ACTUAL, PHYSICAL, AWESOME PRIZE.

Friday, March 25, 2011

THE THIRD ANNUAL ILLOGICAL CONTRAPTION COLORING CONTEST


You guys better goddamn well know the routine by now: HERE ARE HALF A DOZEN PICTURES. COLOR ONE OR MORE. SEND THEM BACK TO ILLOGICALCONTRAPTION@YAHOO.COM.

We received one (1) entry in 2009's coloring contest. We received ten (10) entries in last year's competition. Hence, logic dictates that we should receive no less than one hundred (100) entries this year.

ALL FUCKING ENTRIES WILL BE PUBLISHED. The winner will get an EXTRA SUPER AWESOME PRIZE.

You have a week.











Tuesday, February 22, 2011

TEST PATTERN


Apologies to the faithful, but a slew of technical difficulties--paired with an imminent trip to internet-free mountain regions--forced me to abandon ICHQ, Mubarak-style, and put posting on hold until at least the beginning of next week. Get out and enjoy some sunlight, you pasty fuck.

Monday, November 29, 2010