Christmas is an extremely misunderstood holiday. Lots of people will tell you that it's all about the birth of Christ, and happiness, and God, and all that stuff. But they're wrong.Christmas is about one thing and one thing only: CONSUMING SO MUCH ALCOHOL THAT FAMILY AND CO-WORKERS ARE TOLERABLE TO BE AROUND.
With this in mind, I'd like to share the first ever Official Illogical Contraption Christmas Card with you all. Click it for full size, print it out, and hang it on your fridge! Or better yet, send an email with your name and physical address to illogicalcontraption(dot)yahoo(dot)com, and receive your very own high-quality card in the mail (plus surprise stocking stuffers, if you're lucky!). That's right, we'll even pay postage!
SMOKE WEED AND WORSHIP SANTA.
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