Friday, December 3, 2010

ANOMALOUS - COGNITIVE DISSONANCE EP (2006)


OK, so I've been on another "mind-bending tech-death" bender lately, and I know nobody even likes this type of stuff (except Bro Thing), and honestly I don't fucking care and I'm going to post it anyway. Listening to crazy shred like Anomalous will make you a better person. It will make your balls (ovaries, if you are of the fairer sex) grow infinitely larger, and help you stand up to your boss/parent/authority figure. It will make you super angry and ready to engage in physical confrontation immediately.
I will share a closely-guarded IllCon secret with you: the reason we like metal so much is because it is such a harmonious blend of the visceral and the cerebral, equal parts Einstein and WWF. Heavy metal, at its best, will encourage you to kick the shit out of your enemies while you recite poetry to them. That is why we can't remove ourselves from this proverbial salt lick of total annihilation. We like heavy metal bands around here. And when the heavy metal band comes from San Francisco, poses with weird doll heads in their band photo, involves Lord Marco, and blends strange, atmospheric noise with their crippling grind, we are all useless to resist.
If you don't get it, you are probably either Tea Party, or French, or dumber than two sticks.

Apparently, Anomalous' long-awaited (they've been together since 2001) debut full-length album will be released on the very last day of 2010. My boner is poorly hidden.

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